Clearly, most biker women spend a lot of time at Playboy photo shoots.

At least, that what the media tells us.

These perfect biker babes strap themselves into black leather bras, lean forward on their helmets, and pout.
You could get lost for days in that mountainous plastic cleavage.
Long glossy hair tumbles over bare shoulders like a shining waterfall.

But back in the real world, photographers from Playboy are nowhere to be seen.