When it comes to motorcycle tshirts, men are pretty particular.

I should know.

I’ve been doing my own deeply scientific research on the subject.
My methods are flawless.

They involve asking the Big Questions over several beers.

Turns out, guys often want 3 things from a motorcycle tshirt…

The perfect women’s motorcycle tshirt only has to do three things.

It has to:

1. Reflect your personality
2. Look good, and
3. Be comfortable.

That doesn’t seem too hard, does it?

So WHY do women’s motorcycle tshirts so often do the opposite?

In reality, they’re more likely to…

Have you seen those hilarious biker gnomes?

A friend asked me this just the other day.

What biker gnomes? I said.

I didn’t even know biker gnomes were a thing.

Of course, I’ve seen your standard funny garden gnomes around.
In fact, we already have one at our place.

Or at least we did.
I haven’t seen him for a while.

Maybe he’s been gnome-napped.
Or he’s started a new life off the grid, in the high wild grass under the hedge.

I couldn’t really say.
But if our lawn gnome has gone rogue, he’d better shape up.
He’s about to get some company…

It’s HARD to find amazing motorcycle clothing for women, isn’t it?

For a start, it’s often uglier than a mule’s backside.
You won’t catch me wearing plastic clown pants in public.
(Or in private, actually!)

But ugliness is only part of the problem.

Motorcycle clothing for women is often super uncomfortable, as well!

It’s too tight here…
It’s too baggy there…

The fabric scratches around your neck.
The socks make your feet smell like a teenage boy’s gym bag.

It doesn’t have to be this way…