Have you seen those hilarious biker gnomes?
A friend asked me this just the other day.
What biker gnomes? I said.
I didn’t even know biker gnomes were a thing.
Of course, I’ve seen your standard funny garden gnomes around.
In fact, we already have one at our place.
Or at least we did.
I haven’t seen him for a while.
Maybe he’s been gnome-napped.
Or he’s started a new life off the grid, in the high wild grass under the hedge.
I couldn’t really say.
But if our lawn gnome has gone rogue, he’d better shape up.
He’s about to get some company…