When I lived in Australia, I used to hate going to motorcycle shows.

Summertime motorcycle shows would be set up in a large hangar where the temperature hovered around a million degrees.

Parking was a nightmare, and you’d have to leave your bike miles away at the edge of a massive parking lot.
Then you’d trudge for half an hour in your leathers and boots under a blazing sun, back to the hangar.

On this delightfully sweaty trek, you’d try to ignore the circling packs of suspicious, aggressive policemen just itching to make an arrest.

Finally, you’d arrive at the hangar door: scowling, sunburned, and panting.

And the fun just kept on coming…

Seen one vintage motorcycle, you’ve seen them all, right?

Oh, that’s hilarious.
It’s pure delusion.

Because a vintage motorcycle is a wonderful thing.

It’s unique.
It’s individual.

Old motorbikes have character.
They have a soul.

And old motorbikes are devastatingly beautiful…

When it comes to motorcycle tshirts, men are pretty particular.

I should know.

I’ve been doing my own deeply scientific research on the subject.
My methods are flawless.

They involve asking the Big Questions over several beers.

Turns out, guys often want 3 things from a motorcycle tshirt…

The perfect women’s motorcycle tshirt only has to do three things.

It has to:

1. Reflect your personality
2. Look good, and
3. Be comfortable.

That doesn’t seem too hard, does it?

So WHY do women’s motorcycle tshirts so often do the opposite?

In reality, they’re more likely to…

Have you seen those hilarious biker gnomes?

A friend asked me this just the other day.

What biker gnomes? I said.

I didn’t even know biker gnomes were a thing.

Of course, I’ve seen your standard funny garden gnomes around.
In fact, we already have one at our place.

Or at least we did.
I haven’t seen him for a while.

Maybe he’s been gnome-napped.
Or he’s started a new life off the grid, in the high wild grass under the hedge.

I couldn’t really say.
But if our lawn gnome has gone rogue, he’d better shape up.
He’s about to get some company…